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You are looking at something you're not supposed&nbsp;to see.

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Well, at least not like this.

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The image on your screen is coming from one third of the&nbsp;
business end of a video projector.

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This image is the second third. And this one is the third&nbsp;
third.

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That's right. It's our old friends

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red, green, and blue.

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The primary colors of almost all&nbsp;
modern display technologies.

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But for some reason, they've been separated.

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If we zoom out a bit,&nbsp;we'll find that we've 
been looking through the lenses of this device:

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a Sony VPH-D50HT Mark II.

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And for many years, when we needed a large full color video screen, this is how we did it.

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If you're my age or older, you might remember seeing these triclopses out in the wild.

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I have a&nbsp;particularly burned-in memory of one of these in a party room at a local entertainment center.

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And&nbsp;I also remember seeing one on an airplane.

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By the turn of the millennium, these were starting to go&nbsp;out of fashion for reasons which will become very obvious.

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But because of the technology inside of here, this device produces a shockingly good projected image,

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especially considering its age.

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It has fantastic color rendering, and it doesn't struggle in dark scenes like so many projectors&nbsp;do.

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In fact, when displaying a black video signal, the screen is truly black.

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And these support&nbsp;much higher 
video resolutions than you might expect.

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This model originally came out in 1998,&nbsp;
yet it natively supports 1080i component video

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and can even go a little higher with an RGB&nbsp;input.

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In fact, the technology itself has a theoretically unlimited resolution.

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That's because&nbsp;behind each of its three lenses is a cathode ray tube.

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That's right. This is a CRT projector.

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But rather than use a single color CRT like you'd find in an ordinary television set,

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this&nbsp;uses three monochrome CRTs: one red, one green, and one blue.

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Then the three images each tube&nbsp;
produces are merged into one on the projection surface,

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and that produces a full color image.

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This technique has lots of advantages, but it also requires an astounding level of complexity and&nbsp;precision.

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This is a red CRT from a similar model of projector.

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And you may notice there's some&nbsp;
very odd stuff going on here.

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For one, there's quite the lens strapped to the front of it, 
and&nbsp;it appears to be filled with some kind of liquid.

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Yeah, this is higher tech than it looks at first&nbsp;glance.

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But, the basic idea of projecting an image from a small CRT like this is much older than&nbsp;this device

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and in fact dates back to the earliest days of television.

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These are the guts of a&nbsp;
television set from 1950something.

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And these are socks!

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The technology connection socks I let you know&nbsp;
about in my previous video.

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Now, if you didn't see that, I'm not just telling you about these&nbsp;socks to make a quick buck. \In fact, these are a collaboration between myself and the folks at&nbsp;
Goodtore. That means that all the profit that's generated from the sale of these socks is donated&nbsp;
to charity. These socks will help partners in

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In fact, these are a collaboration between 
myself and the folks at&nbsp;Good Store.

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That means that all the profit that's generated from the sale of these socks is donated&nbsp;to charity.

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These socks will help Partners in Health operate the Maternal Center of Excellence&nbsp;in Sierra Leone.

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We're coming into the final days of orders being open for these, so I'm letting&nbsp;you know this is your last chance to get them.

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The Good Store team worked with independent&nbsp;artists and myself to design 12 Technology Connections-inspired socks.

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We are selling them as&nbsp;a 
prepaid subscription, meaning you only pay once.

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And if you choose to purchase it, you'll have a&nbsp;full year of delightful sock surprises arriving at your door each month starting in January.

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And we have a six-month option, too.

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The socks are shipped in flat compostable envelopes that&nbsp;
go through the mail as if they are a letter.

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I've been a member of the Awesome Socks&nbsp;Club for years.

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And let me tell you, a monthly sock surprise is just so much fun.

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You&nbsp;can buy it for yourself or for someone else as a gift.

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Orders are going to be closing October 12th&nbsp;
and then they will never be available again!

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So, if you want to warm your feet with socks that&nbsp;highlight my particular flavor of eccentricity -

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and help mothers and children in a region of the world&nbsp;
with one of the highest infant mortality rates,

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well, you'll find links to get these in all the&nbsp;places.

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Thank you so much.

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And now, back to this thing.

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This black and white television receiver is&nbsp;actually not that complex.

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It looks like a jumbled mess of hands soldered parts...

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because that's what&nbsp;it is, but there really aren't that many parts in here.

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This is the schematic diagram for the whole&nbsp;thing.

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It's mostly the same bunch of capacitors, resistors, vacuum tubes, coils, and potentiometers&nbsp;you'd find in any radio receiver.

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Sure, there are many more of them than a typical radio,

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but&nbsp;there's not much to this which isn't just radio parts.

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That is, except for three key things:

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The deflection yoke, which steers the electron beam that draws images on the picture tube,

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the&nbsp;flyback transformer, which generates the roughly 15,000 volts needed to make the picture tube&nbsp;
function,

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and of course, the picture tube itself.

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Now, you might have caught 
a little thing about&nbsp;15,000 volts.

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Yeah, here's the part where I say playing with CRTs is dangerous.

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Not only do the&nbsp;drive electronics produce extremely high voltage,

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but the aquadag coating on the inside and outside&nbsp;of the glass picture tube

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turns it into a giant capacitor which is able to store a lethal&nbsp;charge long after the TV has been switched off.

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So, don't screw around with these.

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But especially&nbsp;don't screw around with really old ones because electric shock is not the only danger here.

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This&nbsp;picture tube does not have integrated implosion protection, which makes handling it rather risky.

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If you've ever wondered why very old TVs had a flat sheet of glass in front of the actual picture&nbsp;tube,

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that was safety glass put there to protect it from you

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and to protect you from it should it&nbsp;one day violently implode into flying shards of glass.

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Yay!

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Anywho, I brought this out because&nbsp;
the picture tube is the part that made televisions so expensive.

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Electronically, it's not really any&nbsp;
more complicated than the other vacuum tubes in here,

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but it's still a vacuum tube.

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It cannot&nbsp;have any air inside of it or it won't work.

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And that made them very difficult to manufacture&nbsp;in large sizes because the bigger you make the viewing screen,

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the more area the atmosphere has&nbsp;
to work with to try and crush the tube.

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That is made worse by the fact that a larger screen also&nbsp;requires the electron gun to be farther away from the front of the tube,

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which means the sides of&nbsp;the tube also have to get bigger and also become more vulnerable to atmospheric crushing.

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Now, obviously, we did eventually figure out how to make picture tubes with large viewing&nbsp;screens.

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Here is one of them.

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But before we did, people were experimenting with optical trickery.

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Rather than try and make a fragile bigger tube,

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you could use a small picture tube like this and&nbsp;
make it much brighter.

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Then you could use lenses to magnify and project an image of this small&nbsp;screen onto a larger viewing surface.

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This was surprisingly common in the early post-war&nbsp;
television sets of the 1940s.

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And in fact, some of the earliest television receivers&nbsp;
which were sold were basically what today

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we would call video projectors.

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They weren't&nbsp;that different from this much newer device, though they had a single black and white picture&nbsp;tube and a single projecting lens.

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This technique worked to make a larger viewing screen, 
but&nbsp;it came with significant downsides.

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First, I don't want to mislead you: 
the viewing screens&nbsp;were not actually that big.

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Those early projection systems should really be thought of as a way to&nbsp;make normalsized TV screens cheaper.

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And in the spirit of cheap, the image quality wasn't that&nbsp;great.

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Rear projection systems where the CRT was behind a translucent screen tended to have poor&nbsp;contrast in the best of cases

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with a somewhat fuzzy image.

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And front projection systems required&nbsp;
the room to be absolutely dark to see anything at all.

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And in both cases, the CRT needed to be&nbsp;driven really hard in order to produce a bright enough image to be projected,

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and that meant they&nbsp;wore out quickly and needed frequent replacement, which negated much of the savings.

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These downsides&nbsp;combined meant that once large direct view picture tubes could be economically manufactured,

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they would immediately take over the market, and projection systems became a strange curiosity&nbsp;of the past.

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That is until the 1970s.

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By then, lots had changed in the realm of television,

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such&nbsp;as color television broadcasts. Ooh!

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And we had gotten quite good at manufacturing large CRTs for&nbsp;
use in television sets.

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But consumer demand for even bigger TV sets was starting to swell.

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And&nbsp;now those nasty physics came back to bite us.

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We knew how to make big CRTs.

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But the larger&nbsp;you make the screen of a CRT, the stronger the tube has to be to resist implosion.

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This means&nbsp;the glass has to get thicker as size scales up, and thus the tube becomes heavier and heavier,

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which presents a practical limit to the size of a television screen.

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And so, as often happens&nbsp;in 30-year cycles, 
what was old was suddenly new again.

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Video projectors and projection televisions&nbsp;
were about to become the hot new thing.

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Now, unfortunately, it's not easy to trace a clean&nbsp;line through the history of this concept coming back into vogue.

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Mainly, that's because the&nbsp;earliest devices weren't exactly projectors, but they also weren't exactly televisions.

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The&nbsp;first company to commercialize this basic idea was called Advent and they released the Videobeam in 1972.

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It was a very similar device to this projector with the main difference being&nbsp;the arrangement of the lenses.

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Here they're in a single row of three and the Videobeam&nbsp;arranged them in a triangle.

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But the Videobeam, while it was technically a projector, required&nbsp;
the use of a dedicated screen placed at a fixed distance from the projection unit.

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You could not&nbsp;simply plop it somewhere, point it at a wall, and focus the lenses.

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You needed to use its dedicated&nbsp;
84in curved monster of a projection screen.

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Why? Well, the images being produced by its three CRTs

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need to converge with one another in order to look like a normal full color image on the screen.

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They&nbsp;need to perfectly overlap.

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And that is really hard to accomplish.

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Videobeam's approach was to simply&nbsp;calibrate their projectors in the factory and sell you the screen they did it with.

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No need to worry&nbsp;about convergence issues when you know all the variables.

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Eventually, other manufacturers would&nbsp;
sell video projectors with integrated screens as extra-large televisions.

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You may remember the days&nbsp;
of so-called big screen TVs.

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Those enormous blocky televisions which had flat plastic screens with&nbsp;a large base below them.

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That base essentially had 
one of these in it pointing up at a mirror

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which then reflected the images from the three CRTs onto the translucent viewing screen.

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Much&nbsp;like the projection TV sets of the 1940s, but with color!

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But this video is about a projector.

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This thing wasn't sold with a dedicated screen and supports screen sizes from 60 all the way up to&nbsp;250 in.

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That means the calibration and convergence process has to be done on site.

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And would you&nbsp;like to see that process?

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Well, I hope so, cuz that's what I'm about to show you.

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And you're&nbsp;going to quickly learn why these projectors got replaced as soon as decent alternatives arrived.

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If you look closely, you'll notice that the center green lens is pointing straight ahead,

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but the red&nbsp;and blue lenses are pointing slightly inward.

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This is the very first thing that you'll be adjusting.

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You actually have to manually change the angle of these two lenses to make the center of the red&nbsp;and blue images line up with the green image.

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Except no, that's not actually the first step.

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The first step is to consult these convoluted charts to figure out just where exactly this&nbsp;thing needs to go in relation to your screen.

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I'm not using a projection screen here, I'm just&nbsp;pointing it at a wall.

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So I can skip all that, but I promise it doesn't help very much.

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Once&nbsp;it's in position, you can remove the cover to make all the things you're about to have to adjust&nbsp;accessible and power it on.

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Since these are CRTs, 
they only take a few moments to produce light,

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but&nbsp;then you'll discover that the projector would like to do a 20inut warm-up where it shows nothing but&nbsp;a white screen.

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It does this every time you switch it on, and it lets you skip it,

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but it's very&nbsp;important 
to let that warm-up happen before making adjustments

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because the geometry of the CRTs and&nbsp;lenses 
will actually be affected by temperature,

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and you don't want to 
fiddle with anything&nbsp;before it's all warmed up.

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Actually, remember when I showed you this naked tube and pointed out&nbsp;there's what appears to be liquid in there?

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Well, that's because there is.

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The CRTs in projectors&nbsp;like this and those old school big screen TVs are being driven very hard in order to get as&nbsp;bright as they do.

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And as all those electrons slam into the phosphors at the front,

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the faces of&nbsp;the tubes get quite warm.

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To deal with that heat, the gap between this lens and the face of the&nbsp;picture tube is filled with a glycol solution.

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The glycol carries that heat away from the face&nbsp;
and with the help of these fins here dissipates it to the air.

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Now, it's not like these get&nbsp;very hot.

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The entire projector consumes about 450 watts.

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But keeping the phosphor cool during&nbsp;
operation prolongs their life significantly.

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This cooling is basically what was required 
to&nbsp;make projection with CRTs possible.

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Unfortunately, some manufacturers weren't 
too careful&nbsp;with the preparation of this solution,

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and lots of these projectors suffer&nbsp;from mold growth in the coolant which pretty much destroys their ability to&nbsp;produce a clear picture.

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This one though, luckily, is perfect.

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And by the way, speaking&nbsp;of cooling,

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this does use cooling fans 
to pull air through it and cool down the tubes.

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And&nbsp;I've done a bit of movie magic on you because this has not actually been switched on while&nbsp;I've been filming.

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But I will switch it on now.

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[click of button, then CLONK of CRTs coming to life]

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You might have heard those classic CRT noises,&nbsp;
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you might also hear some whining from this thing,&nbsp;
but you will definitely hear the fans.

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[fans drone softly in background] 
This is much quieter than many projectors out there, but&nbsp;honestly,

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it's a little louder than I expected.

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Anyway, once it's warmed up, you need to whip&nbsp;out this absolutely gnarly remote control,

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hook it up to the projector with this incredibly long&nbsp;cable.

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Hit the key sequence enter, enter, 
up, down, enter to open up the service menu,

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and then&nbsp;you need to reset all of the video memory entries.

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This will make sure it's ready for a completely&nbsp;fresh calibration sequence.

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And by the way, this instruction manual 
is one which will really make&nbsp;you want to scream.

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It will tell you how to do those things... but not in order!

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This is page 23,&nbsp;
adjusting the CRT conversion angle.

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And step three basically says, 
"do this thing, which is on page&nbsp;35."

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And then step four says 
"do this thing, which is on page 99."

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That is awful, and I hate it.

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And&nbsp;once you've made your way through all that, 
you need to have it display this crosshair pattern.

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This will allow you to see how far off the red and blue lenses are compared to green by looking at&nbsp;the central vertical line.

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In this projector, the green tube can be thought of as the king tube,

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and&nbsp;you don't adjust anything on it except focus.

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Now, the crosshair should be white, 
but right now it's&nbsp;a mess of red, green, and blue.

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By loosening these screws, 
I can move the red and blue lenses side&nbsp;to side.

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The goal here is to have the vertical lines drawn by each tube perfectly line up with&nbsp;one another so it appears as a single white line.

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The remote allows you to 
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and it's often much easier to, say, disable 
the blue tube when adjusting the&nbsp;red one,

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which makes the crosshair appear yellow when perfectly aligned.

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And then do the opposite&nbsp;when adjusting the blue tube.

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Disabling the red tube causes the crosshair to appear cyan.

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Okay, and once you've gotten the 
vertical line as close to perfect as you can,

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you can tighten those&nbsp;adjustment screws 
back down and move on to focusing.

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Which is much, much more involved than&nbsp;you would think.

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First, we got to get it into service mode again.

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And then we have to make sure&nbsp;
we set it to internal oscillator pattern P2.

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Why? No idea.

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Then we have to reset some more data for some reason.

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I continue to be very annoyed at this manual.

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Then we have it display this H&nbsp;pattern which is helpful for focusing.

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And we're going to disable the red and blue tubes 
so all&nbsp;we see is a sea of green.

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And now, finally, we can adjust the focus

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of one of its three lenses.

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And how many focus adjustments are there for each lens?

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Four.

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Technically there are just two&nbsp;focus adjustments per lens.

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But there are also two flapping adjustments.

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Flapping?

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Okay, so I should&nbsp;point out 
that as interesting as this concept is on its face,

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the optics of this system are quite&nbsp;impressive.

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Each of the CRTs has a 7 inch screen.

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That's not a large display size by any means,

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but&nbsp;projecting an image of something that large - and doing it with near-perfect optical clarity -

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is nuts!

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There's so much room for error when trying to make an image of such a large flat surface on another&nbsp;flat surface.

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And this has to do it three times.

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Each lens has a separate adjustment 
for the center&nbsp;focus and the corner focus.

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You start by loosening the wing nut closer to the rear of the projector&nbsp;
and then you turn the barrel of the lens until the center of the screen is tack sharp.

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Then you lock&nbsp;it back down.

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Next, you loosen the farther wing nut and turn the barrel of the lens until the&nbsp;corners are tack sharp.

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And if you discover at this point that you can't make all the corners&nbsp;sharp,

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you get them as sharp as you can and then adjust the flapping.

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This actually moves the&nbsp;CRTs behind the lenses a little bit to adjust how parallel their faces are compared to the lens.

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And&nbsp;it may be necessary to move, say, the right side of the tube just a tad bit away from the glass

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in order to get the entire image in focus.

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It's a lot of work.

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And once you're done, you get to&nbsp;do it two more times!

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And then you'll discover, wow, it's really hard to see that H pattern&nbsp;with just the red or just the blue tubes.

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But you're going to try your best and get each of&nbsp;
the three lenses as sharp as you possibly can.

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And once you're finished with the focus, you'll&nbsp;
turn all the tubes on again and cry

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because you're nowhere near done.

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In fact, you've barely started.

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You now have the lenses situated correctly.

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But you'll notice the image doesn't look that great.

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That's because the images that are actually being drawn on each tube aren't lining up quite&nbsp;perfectly on the screen,

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which means you now have to adjust the registration.

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Any of you out there&nbsp;remember playing with 
the geometry settings on a CRT computer monitor?

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Things like centering, skew,&nbsp;keystone, pin, cushion, and all that?

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Well, strap in because you're about to do that 
a whole awful&nbsp;lot using a very confusing remote.

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I want to call out the keystone adjustment because it's a great&nbsp;
example of what makes these projectors so unique.

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Keystoning is what happens 
when the projection&nbsp;surface isn't parallel with the projector.

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If, for example, you point a projector slightly&nbsp;up at a screen,

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the image it projects will start to appear trapezoidal with the top of the image&nbsp;wider than the bottom.

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And you may notice that in this standard configuration, the lenses of&nbsp;the CRT projector are definitely angled upward.

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Modern digital projectors will compensate for&nbsp;
that keystoning by simply cropping away parts&nbsp;of the image,

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but that forces it to lose active&nbsp;
pixels and thus lose image resolution.

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This though can correct for keystoning  simply by scanning the&nbsp;CRTs with a counteracting keystone shape.

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This is what's really cool about having monochrome CRTs.

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You can tell just by looking through the lens that the sides of the image that it's drawing aren't&nbsp;parallel with the sides of the actual picture tube.

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It's not forced to use a rigid grid of&nbsp;
pixels.

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It can simply steer the scanning beam a little differently.

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That means no resolution&nbsp;is lost in the keystone correction.

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The shape of the image was simply changed.

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This is essentially&nbsp;what all the registration adjustments are doing.

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They affect the geometry of the scanning beam 
for&nbsp;each of the three picture tubes.

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And when you set this thing up, it's your job to make sure they are&nbsp;perfectly scanning on top of each other throughout the whole screen.

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There's really no sense showing&nbsp;
you just how convoluted the entire process is,

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but I promise you'll have endless fun going&nbsp;through the different test patterns and turning on different combinations of the three tubes,

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trying&nbsp;to get them all to line up perfectly with one another.

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I didn't have to deal with the borders&nbsp;
of a screen.

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I was just pointing this at a wall.

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But even still, this process was among the most&nbsp;fiddly and annoying things I've ever done.

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Now, as much as I truly despise this manual for how&nbsp;it's organized,

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it does have a very thorough and detailed explanation of the process.

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The order&nbsp;in which it chooses to say certain things remains baffling and infuriating,

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but at least it gives&nbsp;you a step-by-step guide on how to do all this.

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And once you've gotten everything to be as good&nbsp;
as you can reasonably make it,

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congratulations!

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You're still not done.

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All of that registration&nbsp;
tinkering was just for its baseline registration settings.

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Once you've saved them into memory,&nbsp;
you'll discover that each individual video input

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has its own memory to make fine adjustments on&nbsp;
top of the baseline registration.

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And if you want a perfect image from this thing, 
you're going&nbsp;to need to do more fiddling,

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especially because of this thing's key feature.

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This is a multi-scan&nbsp;projector, meaning it will accept 
pretty much any resolution you throw at it.

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And that means the&nbsp;actual raster that it's scanning on each of the three tubes

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will change depending on what signals&nbsp;it's receiving.

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The baseline registration assumes a standard definition video signal made of 525&nbsp;lines per frame.

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But since this can also accept HD 
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things&nbsp;aren't necessarily going 
to line up quite right when you switch to input two.

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But, once you've&nbsp;finally made your way 
through this incredibly frustrating process,

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you will be blown away by&nbsp;the results.

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I don't have that much experience 
with home cinema projectors, but I have a little

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and I've also seen plenty 
of other projectors in school and office settings.

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And this produces&nbsp;by far the best projected image I have ever seen outside of a movie theater.

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And in some ways, this&nbsp;is better than what's in theaters today.

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However, this is nowhere near as 
bright as anything you'd&nbsp;be used to now.

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These need to be in a completely dark room for it to really be a good experience,&nbsp;and it will still be kind of dim.

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There are some other things about 
it which leave something to&nbsp;be desired, too.

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But once dialed in, holy cow, is this an experience.

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It simply doesn't make sense&nbsp;that a device this old can project an image which looks that good.

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Now, I don't think I could ever&nbsp;
really convey what this looks like over video,

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but watching a Blu-ray disc 
through this projector&nbsp;is almost mindbending.

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Colors are phenomenal.

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Dark scenes are actually dark with none of the 
purply-grey blacks you so often find with projectors.

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And the screen door effect?

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Oh, that doesn't happen&nbsp;here 
because it doesn't even know what pixels are!

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You can sometimes make out the scanlines 
depending on what's on the screen,

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but especially with 1080i video, they almost&nbsp;
seamlessly blend together, creating the

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illusion that there's no structure to the image&nbsp;at all.

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It's just there somehow.

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All that said, it's still not perfect.

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While it handles dark&nbsp;scenes excellently,

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if there's an even moderately bright spot anywhere in the image,

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you'll discover&nbsp;that its contrast leaves something to be desired.

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Bright objects, I think due to internal&nbsp;reflection, 
manage to illuminate the face of the&nbsp;tube enough

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to elevate the baseline black level.

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You can actually start to make out the entire face of the tubes when projected like this on a&nbsp;wall.

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With a properly matted screen you wouldn't notice that, 
but you will still notice a limited&nbsp;contrast ratio.

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It's still well above average for a projector, 
at least in my experience,

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but it's&nbsp;not the CRT perfection you might be expecting.

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Black and white content can also be slightly&nbsp;odd.

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You'll notice some color fringing 
at the edges between bright and dark spots.

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I suspect&nbsp;this never truly goes away even if you have the convergence and registration set perfectly

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due to&nbsp;the blooming which naturally occurs on the CRTs.

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With three different tubes 
producing slightly&nbsp;different levels of blooming,

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hard edges tend to 
get a little burst of color when they shouldn't.

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This also happens with color video, of course, 
but it's a lot less noticeable in that case.

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Editor's note, while filming some of the B-roll, 
I noticed that the registration was uh, drifting a&nbsp;little bit,

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particularly with the red tube.

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When I powered it on the next day, it was very off and&nbsp;you can actually see it moving in this footage here.

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This seems to be affected by the overall&nbsp;image brightness, which is why I described this as a side effect of blooming.

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But given that&nbsp;it seems to mainly affect just the red tube, 
I'm less sure than I was.

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This projector&nbsp;was never used before I got my hands on it, 
so the tubes are as fresh as they'll ever be.

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But this is a 25-year-old electronic device now, 
and it could be something is starting to fail.

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I&nbsp;suspect even when new, 
you could never get these to have rock solid registration,

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but I think it's&nbsp;likely this particular projector has some sort of problem making this seem worse than was typically&nbsp;the case.

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And then there's the really big 
weakness of this technology, burn-in.

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Those phosphor will&nbsp;wear out even with the help of cooling.

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And that means if the projector is showing a static image&nbsp;for very long, the image can be burned into the tubes.

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That makes these a rather poor choice for&nbsp;gaming, especially retro gaming where there are bright static elements always on the screen.

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And&nbsp;yes, I know everyone wants to know:

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unfortunately, you cannot play 
Duck Hunt with this particular&nbsp;projector.

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It's modern enough that it's doing quite a lot of signal processing, no doubt&nbsp;to help with convergence and registration,

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which introduces too much lag.

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I'm relatively&nbsp;sure it would be 
possible with older models of CRT projectors,

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but this here is pretty much&nbsp;the end of the line for the tech, 
and it's as advanced as it ever got.

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And for this projector,&nbsp;
which can natively handle widescreen content,

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well, when installing it, you have a pretty big&nbsp;choice to make.

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These tubes have a native aspect ratio of 4:3.

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So when displaying 16:9 widescreen&nbsp;video, 
the projector simply stops scanning the top and bottom of the tubes.

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That's great because&nbsp;it means you aren't losing image resolution, but you are losing quite a lot of height

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and thus&nbsp;total screen size.

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The throw of these projectors is quite impressive.

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You get a huge screen with&nbsp;the projector 
relatively close to the projection surface.

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So, it's not really a big deal.

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But&nbsp;if you decide to mat your screen to 16x9 and then always use the projector as if it's a modern&nbsp;widescreen display,

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in a sense, you are wasting some of the projector's potential and even more if&nbsp;you end up pillar boxing 4:3 content within the 16:9 frame.

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I personally think this is fine,&nbsp;but it means only the central parts of the tubes will be getting used

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and burn-in will definitely&nbsp;happen.

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So, should you want to switch to a 4:3 screen later on, 
the central portion of the image&nbsp;will be unusually dark.

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If you actually committed to using one of these today, 
I wouldn't think&nbsp;that would be too much of a problem.

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Personally, I would use it as a 16:9 display and just&nbsp;accept that the tubes are going to wear kind of weirdly.

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But, well, you've probably noticed&nbsp;
that this really is a commitment.

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For one, it's kinda big.

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It's also quite heavy. 
This&nbsp;weighs nearly 120 pounds, about 54 kilograms.

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It's not fun to move.

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And of course, once you get it&nbsp;set up, you can't move it

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because if you do, that means you'll have to go through the entire focus,&nbsp;convergence, and registration procedure again.

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[screams]

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Yeah, as cool as these are,

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it doesn't take&nbsp;too much imagination to figure out why they were replaced almost the instant alternatives&nbsp;appeared.

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If your only concern is image quality, 
these were and remain quite good.

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But if you&nbsp;care about brightness, these aren't great.

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If you care about portability,

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these are very&nbsp;not great.

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And if you care about ease of setup, these are extremely not great.

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While early LCD and&nbsp;DLP projectors certainly couldn't hold a candle to this thing when it comes to a cinematic&nbsp;experience,

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for almost every other use case, they were obviously superior.

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They were brighter.&nbsp;
They were actually portable,

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so you could just bring one into a conference room.

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And they&nbsp;needed little more setup than basic focusing.

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And a single lens meant you could do things like&nbsp;zoom.

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Whoa! Change the screen size without moving the projector?

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Sorcery!

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But you know what?

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This&nbsp;is sorcery, too.

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And I think a much cooler form.

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It's almost magical that this even works, let&nbsp;alone works so well.

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This thing literally is three cathode ray tube televisions somehow producing&nbsp;three separate images so precisely

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that they can line up on a projection screen nearly flawlessly.

400
00:32:11,274 --> 00:32:12,434
I don't know about you,

401
00:32:12,434 --> 00:32:19,326
but I find that much more impressive than a tiny little chip covered in tiny&nbsp;little mirrors that flip back and forth really, really fast.

402
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:24,496
Okay, actually DLP is really cool&nbsp;
tech, and one day I'm definitely going to cover it.

403
00:32:24,496 --> 00:32:29,499
But I will forever hold a 
special place in my&nbsp;heart for these old triclopses.

404
00:32:29,499 --> 00:32:32,345
I mean, this just looks so cool!

405
00:32:32,345 --> 00:32:38,216
and you get some trippy effects on&nbsp;the screen when you 
stand in front of it or walk in front of the projector.

406
00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:41,476
I mean, that's got&nbsp;to be worth at least some of the hassle.

407
00:32:41,476 --> 00:32:46,892
Now, I am definitely going to keep this thing, 
but&nbsp;I don't have a dedicated spot for it at home,

408
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,733
so it's going to remain in storage for who knows&nbsp;how long.

409
00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:57,557
Perhaps one day I'll find a good place to set it up, 
but it will always be something&nbsp;of a pain to use.

410
00:32:57,557 --> 00:33:05,680
It's only got analog video inputs, which means adapters and perhaps HDCP&nbsp;nightmares are always going to be in its future.

411
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:11,460
And honestly, in 2025, 
projectors just don't have&nbsp;much of an appeal anyway.

412
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:18,673
You can get really big TVs for not a lot of money these days, which look&nbsp;great even in brightly lit rooms.

413
00:33:18,673 --> 00:33:23,037
And now that I'm used to an OLED TV at home...

414
00:33:23,037 --> 00:33:27,190
well, it's hard to&nbsp;imagine actually wanting 
to fire this sucker up very often,

415
00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:33,670
but it is certainly a lot cooler than&nbsp;
a big black rectangle hanging on the wall.

416
00:33:34,455 --> 00:33:37,240
♫ convergently smooth jazz ♫

417
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,095
I forgot about the tube, so I'm going to get it.

418
00:33:42,095 --> 00:33:44,416
This is heavier than you would think.

419
00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:48,079
But keeping the phosphor cool prolongs their...

420
00:33:48,079 --> 00:33:48,817
[bleep]

421
00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:50,216
that could have been&nbsp;bad!

422
00:33:50,216 --> 00:33:56,258
This means the glass has to get thicker as scott... skies sails up.

423
00:33:56,258 --> 00:33:58,763
[sigh] roonerspisms

424
00:33:58,763 --> 00:34:02,795
...temperature. And&nbsp;you don't want to fiddlewidanything before it's all warmed up.

425
00:34:02,795 --> 00:34:04,927
I... that was a weird flub.

426
00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:05,813
But you&nbsp;know what?

427
00:34:05,813 --> 00:34:06,817
But you know what?

428
00:34:06,817 --> 00:34:07,689
But you know what?

429
00:34:07,689 --> 00:34:08,609
But you know what?

430
00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:09,424
But you know what?

431
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:10,099
But you&nbsp;know what?

432
00:34:10,099 --> 00:34:11,010
But you know what?

433
00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:11,794
Buchya know what?

434
00:34:11,794 --> 00:34:12,767
Buchya know what?

435
00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:14,920
[laughs]
I've said this too many times.

436
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,703
Now it's breaking my brain.

437
00:34:16,703 --> 00:34:21,466
This process was among the most fiddly annannnoying things [speech falls apart into mumbles].

438
00:34:21,466 --> 00:34:24,045
Well, that&nbsp;fell apart.

439
00:34:25,473 --> 00:34:29,437
So, are the captions-gag-reading members of the audience looking for any... socks?

440
00:34:29,437 --> 00:34:33,703
'cuz I heard about a pretty cool way to purchase socks where the profit goes to help build a hospital rather than just go to some guy.

441
00:34:33,703 --> 00:34:36,364
I mean you're gonna need socks before too long...

442
00:34:36,364 --> 00:34:39,677
anyway the projector's rad, huh

